Customs without borders

Publié le par Christian et Anne de La Ciotat

Customs without borders

Customs without borders Par Anne de La Ciotat Halt. Stop. Hands up. Paws down. Barrier. Camera. Your papers. Passport. Visa. Quotas. Charter. Green card. Driving licence. Stop the engine. Get out. Empty your pockets. Open the boot. Shut your gobs. What have you got to declare. You are not allowed to. You must. Treaty. Constitution. Directive. Law. Regulation. Decree. Bill. Circular. Tax. Licence. Authorisation. Declaration. Inventory. Listing. Invoice. Receipt. Forbidden to urinate. Shut up. Everyone is supposed to know the law. You have nothing to declare. You know very well that. You are only allowed to. It is only tolerated. I’ll close my eyes. This time. Fill it in. Sign. Pay. Don’t come back. I’ve got my eye on you. Move on. There’s nothing to see. One way street. You must go down here. Drive slowly. Silence hospital. Forbidden to take pictures. No way road. Except residents. Only for authorised staff. Exit. Forbidden for animals and coloured people. No trespassing. Except a person with a pass. Dial the code. Wrong code. Card swallowed. Go to the counter. Behind the green line. Wait your turn. Take a ticket. Toll. Prepare your change. Don’t give back the change. Too much weight. Only one piece of hand luggage. Children and animals on lead. When we call your number. Follow the queue. Take your clothes off. Shower compulsory. Women and children first. Arbeit macht frei.Go through the turnstile. Compulsory booking. Don’t touch. Barbed wire. Men. Women. Classified X. Forbidden for under 18’s. Basket compulsory. Open your bag. Follow the arrow. Open. Close. Go in. Go out. Stand up. Kneel down. Pray. Sit down. Lie down. Silence. Open your mouth. No smoking. Shut your mouths. Take your exams. Self-service. Take a tray. Bring the tray back. Dustbins. Ashtray. Empty your pockets. Don’t lean out. Push. Pull. Get in. Get out. Subscriber’s card. Ticket. Punch it. The other way round. Put it in quickly. Validate. Confirm. Cancel. Wrong address. Non valid code. Last try. Leave your address. We’ll get in touch with you.JjForm. Private contract. Promise of. Account. Deposit. Advance. Guarantee. Gage. Mortgage. Installment. Rent. Prescription. Credit card. Green. Vital. Credit. Revolving. Overdraught. Address. Telephone. Email. Pseudo. Pass word. Social security number. Keys. Locks. Beep. Zap. Portable. Remote control. Prints. Photo. Blood group. Vaccination. Reminder. Check up. Habeas Corpus. Series of medical tests. Insurance. FUCK YOU. Subscription. Subscriber’s card. Reduction. Promotion. Reduction. Bonus. Points. Draw. Gift. Don’t throw away. Don’t spit. Forbidden to walk on the grass. Hunting licence. Road tax. Subscription non deductible. Poll tax. Local tax. Value added tax. Income tax on physical persons. Floating tax on petrol products. Nemo auditur propriam turpitudinem allegans. Priority. Waiting list. Smile you are being filmed. Walls have ears. Ears have walls. No man’s land. End game. Tilt. Envoyé de mon iPadouillep

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